Tuesday, February 17, 2004

It seems many guys have problems breaking up with their girlfriends. Much of this stems from not having any balls. So before I lay out the proper methods to dump a girl, I will first discuss many common mistakes guys make when breaking up. This is by no means an exhaustive list.

1) A very popular way for guys to break up is just to be a complete coward and stop showing any interest in the girl, until the girl just decides to dump the guy. This is clearly a very gay method of breaking up and it is indicative of other forms of weakness, and fear of women. Not to mention its pretty damn gay and is a drain on the wallet.

2) The "its not you, its me" method. Can you imagine that even after "Seinfeld" made a complete mockery of this method, guys (and girls) are still using it (with slight variations). This too is obviously quite gay. Nuff said.

3) Crying during the breakup. This of course is fine for the girl, but is unacceptable for the guy. Any man who does so, is a disgrace to his gender, and most likely the kind of guy who likes to "cuddle" *shudder*

More on breaking up coming soon...
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