Wednesday, February 18, 2004
4) Another method of breaking up that should not be used is the kind where the guy feels too guilty to break up and is afraid he will hurt the girl, so instead of dumping her completely, he tells her that he needs a "break." Whatever the hell that means. Guys: You shouldn't be afraid of dumping girls. It would actually be a much easier breakup if you just do the whole thing in one shot, and just put her out of her misery.
Disclaimer: If you are dating one of those crazy, stalky, bitch girls, then none of my advice is applicable. After you dump them, they will most likely stalk you till the end of your days. There is no known cure to rid oneself of a crazy bitch, but rest assure, once I find a way, I will let you guys know.